Posted 7 hours ago
alifeneeds-secret-plans:

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

This is what I look like when I try to make life choices.

alifeneeds-secret-plans:

saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

This is what I look like when I try to make life choices.

(Source: vinescope.com)

Posted 7 hours ago

themayoofcantown:

who the fuck thinks 7% is anywhere near average tip what the fuck

(Source: truthfacts.com)

Posted 8 hours ago

a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness)

Posted 9 hours ago

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

(Source: beeblejuice)

Posted 9 hours ago

beautifullybelieve:

vivianredwood:

Pug Appreciation Post

what the fuck are pugs like give me 10,000

Posted 9 hours ago
gearsmoses:

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.



I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE

gearsmoses:

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED ONE

Posted 9 hours ago

fanskitter:

sparkless-sunshine:

kishona:

invisible-syndrome:

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

I picture them more to be dressed like this-

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You forgot the sunglasses.

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There you go, bro. There you go.

*person in above image runs up to you* HOW OLD ARE YOU? CAUSE YOU’RE A PISSANT *runs away to find next victim*

Posted 10 hours ago

fuck-marry-kill-tom-hiddleston:

When interviews are getting too hard…

Posted 11 hours ago

“Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?”
"…I think the answer is that a circle has no beginning."
“Well reasoned.”

(Source: simplypotterheads)

Posted 13 hours ago

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne)

Posted 15 hours ago

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

(Source: ryangosly)

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray)

Posted 17 hours ago

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

Posted 17 hours ago

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

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